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    Up to date January 26, 2024


    Faune Chambers Watkins, Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, and Jayma Mays in Epic Film (2007) | IMDb

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    By Josh Lezmi
    Up to date January 26, 2024


    Faune Chambers Watkins, Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, and Jayma Mays in Epic Film (2007) | IMDb

    The absurd parody Epic Film, which paved the way in which for movies like Meet the Spartans, Catastrophe Film, Vampires Suck, The Ravenous Video games, and Superfast!, premiered in cinemas 17 years in the past on January 26, 2007.  The movie premiered to important condemnation as a consequence of crudeness and idiocy but went on to turn into a beloved piece of trash cinema. It’s one of many worst films ever made, and that’s why we like it. It parodied then-contemporary hits like The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, X-Males, Snakes on a Aircraft, The Da Vinci Code, and lots of extra. So, to have fun the anniversary of the sometimes-painful-to-watch movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, let’s check out among the craziest quotes from a film that follows 4 orphans on an epic journey full of spoofs. 

    “What is that this place? It appears like Catwoman’s litter field.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m so weak in the case of dairy merchandise.”

    “Collect spherical, youngsters. Auntie Aslo goes to learn you a bedtime story… from my favourite ebook, ‘The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.’”

    “He went to the shop to purchase a loaf of bread. However little did he know, the shop was possessed by the satan!”

    “You’re the weakest hyperlink. Goodbye!”

    “It’s like a citadel from these video video games I performed after I was a child. You understand, those the place you’re a plumber and also you save the princess.”

    “I’ve a sense we’re not in Kansas anymore. Oh wait, fallacious film.”

    “I’ll by no means let go, Jack. I’ll by no means let go… [drops him into the ocean]”

    “I believed the purpose of this film was to see some epicness. All I’ve seen is a bunch of junk.”

    “You odor like a turd lined in burnt hair.”

    “We are actually within the stunning land of Gnarnia.”

    “I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”

    “I’m Morpheus, the lord of desires. However there is just one dream I can not management: the dream of affection.”

    “That was superior! It was like a magic trick, however with cash as an alternative of rabbits!”

    “I’m the White Bitch, and I can do regardless of the f*** I would like!”

    “You will have the appropriate to stay silent. Something you say can and will likely be misquoted after which used in opposition to you.”

    “I’m Captain Jack Swallows, the grasp of the seven seas… and all the pieces that occurs in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ occurs due to me!”

    “Hey, look! A magical pantry! I’m wondering if it’s like ‘The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe’!”

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