On paper, Celine Tune’s newest feature-length movie from A24, Materialists, seemed like a promising trendy rom-com with a brand new tackle outdated archetypes that may sort out the financial realities of 2025: a wealth-gap that’s rising steeper by the day, and an training hole the place extra girls are receiving faculty educations than their male friends.
After watching the trailer, I used to be satisfied Tune would make use of enjoyable, light-hearted tropes and style to rectify what these realities imply for outdated gender stereotypes that anticipate males to earn extra in heterosexual relationships.
I couldn’t have been extra incorrect.
For those who haven’t seen the movie but, I can’t suggest spending cash on a ticket until you’re the kind that enjoys psychological masochism. Loads of individuals may have fallen into the identical lure I did, and I’m certain we will likely be speaking about it for weeks to return, like a cinematic Fyre Competition we’d like collective vindication from.
In hindsight, the masterclass press tour delivered by Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal, and Chris Evans was most likely overcompensating for the whole lack of character and flat have an effect on discovered all through the movie. Haters might echo criticisms of 50 Shades Of Gray that Johnson, like her character Lucy additionally claims, merely doesn’t know learn how to act, however Evans and Pascal match her power, have an effect on, and cadence in a means that feels intentional.
Mirrored within the scene the place Evan’s character, John, performs in an experimental theater manufacturing with awkward dialogue that Lucy admits to not understanding fully, Tune winks on the viewers to strengthen the truth that these are stylistic selections. The reality is that that is not a rom-com, however an experimental, artsy movie that hints at satire with out absolutely embracing it, and doubtless gained’t land properly with anybody who hasn’t gotten an MFA (myself included).
As a result of every thing is so subdued, as a result of there isn’t any genuine emotion expressed or surreal over-the-top commentary like 2022’s The Menu, the movie doesn’t work. It has shiny moments and rising pressure stuffed with potential, however Tune by no means turns the nook, by no means absolutely pulls the rug out from underneath us. The “mushy” twist that one among Lucy’s matchmaking shoppers, Sophie, has been assaulted isn’t a full shock to our programs as a result of there was one thing “off” about this rom-com from the start.

The trance-like harpy spa-music enjoying behind the unrealistic dialogues. Cigarette smoking as a plot system for dialog. An onslaught of preachy speeches and one liners like when Lucy asks if the corporate has seen points with assault earlier than and her boss tells her, “After all, that is relationship”. All these components mix in a means that forestalls us from suspending our disbelief. We’re not supposed to completely relate to or lose ourselves on this world, however stay conscious that it’s a illustration and critique.
As a lot as Lucy claims she “didn’t know learn how to stand or converse” in her previous life as an actor, the reality is, that’s precisely what she does in her job as a matchmaker. She is polished, enticing, well-spoken, and is aware of precisely what to say to acquire and retain a slew of shoppers. The strategic repetition of phrases like “I promise you’ll marry the love of your life” and “You don’t must imagine it; I imagine it,” name into query their sincerity.
Whereas Lucy’s regret over what occurred to Sophie comes off as real—she leaves the marriage she and John crashed to drive an hour into the town when Sophie’s assaulter gained’t cease ringing her buzzer —one thing nonetheless feels off. Their exchanges performs extra like scripted diatribes on sexual violence than an precise dialog between two individuals.
It’s this lack of actual human connection between any of the characters that had me absolutely anticipating a tough pivot into psychological thriller or horror territory. As soon as we be taught the reality about Sophie’s date, and the way all of his private attributes had been fabricated, I believed Pedro Pascal’s character would turn into a serial killer. His true secret, actually, was going by means of a limb lengthening surgical procedure to change into six ft tall, one among Tune’s many nods to arbitrary trendy relationship requirements.
Some scenes, nonetheless, have nice comedic timing, like a girls insisting on discovering a Republican associate who goes to church each Sunday, just for Lucy to push again on the tall ask, as her consumer is a closeted lesbian with three youngsters.

In the long run, Lucy and John resolve to rekindle their relationship in a businesslike deal sealed with a hand-shake. Past a flashback of them preventing over cash, we by no means see how or why they fell in love with one another within the first place, and due to this fact, are by no means absolutely invested of their romance. Tune appears to point that it doesn’t matter. That people can’t be distilled right down to qualities after which paired in a mathematical components of compatibility. However we have now no decision to the financial challenges introduced both. Life is dear, and if love is sharing a life with somebody, how are we imagined to foot the invoice?
We’re not left with any concrete conclusions by the point the credit anti-climatically roll. Lucy says at one level within the movie that, “The notion of a giant pleased household is all it’s essential to have a giant pleased household.” In A24 and Tune’s case, the notion of a basic rom-com is all it’s essential to get individuals into theaters. I simply can’t say on the finish of all of it, what precisely it was we had been introduced in to see.