INFP – Since all fiction novels appear to be written by INFPs for INFPs with the message that the individual with the kindest coronary heart wins, this kind typically assumes that they might champion the Starvation Video games. In the true starvation video games the INFP is first to get shot off their podium as a result of they have been daydreaming in the course of the countdown and don’t discover that the video games had really began.
INTP – The INTP climbs up a tree and reverse-engineers your entire Starvation Video games. He picks aside the system, analyzes every of its components, figures out how you can dismantle your entire drive discipline after which will get excessive on some recreation enviornment ganja and forgets to observe by means of along with his plan. That night time he falls out of the tree he’s sleeping in and land on his personal weapon, dying rapidly and comparatively painlessly.
INFJ – The INFJ kinds a fast alliance with the ISFP who’s outraged by idea of the video games. The 2 sneak off into the forest and make camp, the place the INFJ takes the primary watch of the night time. When a merciless group of STs involves prey on the 2 of them, the INFJ throws their physique over the ISFP’s, pleading to be killed as a substitute. The group complies – seeing the ISFP as no actual menace anyway – and the INFJ fortunately dies as a martyr.
ESFP – The ESFP is the capitol’s sweetheart. Charming sufficient to obtain bids and athletic sufficient to run away from potential predators, they survive for a number of days within the wild. On day three they get hopelessly bored of their solitude and resolve to eat some wild mushrooms that they hope may have psychedelic negative effects. They do. The ESFP wanders into the lake, pondering it’s fabricated from ice cream, and subsequently drowns.
ENFJ – The ENFJ had fashioned alliances with half the individuals previous to coming into the starvation video games, which rapidly turns right into a cult generally known as “District Fe.” Individuals hearken to inspirational speeches every morning in regards to the energy of sharing ones emotions and watch an attractive romance unfold between their chief and the group ENTP. One morning when the camp wakes as much as discover the ENFJ useless of their tent and the ENTP nowhere to be seen. The Fe district dismantles rapidly afterward, leaving solely the ESFJ to recollect their noble chief.
ENFP – The ENFP survives for some time by the hands of the ENTJ that they’ve fashioned an alliance with. After three weeks of prancing across the forest yelling excitedly about all of the super-cool particular results of the world, the ENTJ lastly shoots the ENFP simply to get them to close up for 5 minutes.
ISTJ – The ISTJ survives for some time by posing as an ISFJ in District Fe. On day 4 they’re discovered hiding behind a tree pledging allegiance to the capitol. They’re swiftly shot by the ESTP who passes the demise off as blasphemy however actually simply didn’t care to listen to any extra empowered speeches in regards to the ISTJ’s willingness to die for his or her district.
ISFP – After waking up alone within the forest, the ISFP decides to peacefully protest the starvation video games. They obtain a number of bids from district 11 however ultimately starve to demise as a result of the forest creatures have been too cute to kill.
ESFJ – The ESFJ kinds an alliance with the ESTJ, whom they belief to guard them. They maintain up their finish of the cut price by cooking meals out of forest berries and diligently sustaining the campsite. The ESTJ retains up their a part of the cut price by killing the ESFJ of their sleep.
ISFJ – After the downfall of District Fe, the ISFJ isn’t certain the place to go. They hang around with their finest ESTP buddy for some time then understand that one in all them is ultimately going to need to betray the opposite and dies in a stress-induced coronary heart assault.
ESTP – Although unquestionably charming and fast on their ft, the ESTP has bother staying centered on the starvation video games for greater than ten minutes at a time. They’re commonly distracted by the bodily challenges introduced within the enviornment and die attempting to slack line throughout two mountain peaks with their GoPro.
INTJ – The INTJ escapes rapidly from the limelight and stews in an underground lair for a number of weeks. They develop a fancy plot to take down every of their opponents then get killed when a flash flood hits their lair. It’s later revealed that the sport makers created the flood deliberately as a result of the INTJ’s reclusiveness made for unhealthy TV.
ESTJ – Although celebrated for his or her sensible management expertise at first, the ESTJ turns into a legal responsibility close to the top of the video games. The ENTP decides to take care of this matter by asking the ESTJ what everybody else within the Starvation Video games did flawed. Whereas the ESTJ wheels off a long-winded rant in regards to the incompetency of the opposite constants, he’s shot by means of the center by the sneaky and unforgiving ISTP.
ENTP – Keenly conscious that they’re approaching victory, the ENTP grows assured of their means to booby entice the remaining candidates. They assemble an elaborate set-up, put together themselves for victory, then step within the entice unintentionally and die at their very own arms.
ENTJ – Realizing that there are solely two opponents left, the ENTJ turns into careworn about not having deliberate out their victory speech. Whereas they’re growing a method for the contestants they may mentor subsequent season, the ISTP sneaks up behind them and shoots them unfailingly by means of the center.
ISTP – Wins. Was there ever any query?