It’s been a sizzling minute since I final talked about the Babadook and Pennywise in an article, so I assumed I’d examine in with them right this moment. I’m glad to report that these two are nonetheless going robust! They’ve purchased a brand new trip property within the Macroverse and proceed to fortunately feast on youngsters. They did undergo a tough patch when Babadook refused to attend any of Pennywise’s improv reveals, however Pennywise ended that argument by threatening to burn Babadook’s haunted image guide, which might have disadvantaged Babadook of his supernatural capability to terrorize households.
Nevertheless, it is likely to be good to have another A-Checklist horror {couples} making headlines in Individuals Journal, don’t you suppose? I’m bored with it at all times being about Pennywise and Babadook. With that in thoughts, listed here are 13 different horror villains who ought to pair up and take the highlight off of those two – simply in time for October.
P.S. Chucky and Bride of Chucky won’t seem on this listicle, as a result of that may be too apparent.
Annie Wilkes and Norman Bates
Who mentioned Norman Bates from Psycho is canonically homosexual? Given his, er, all-consuming love for his mom, I’d enterprise that he’s not less than pan. He wouldn’t be the primary pan drag queen, in any case. And in any case, think about the sparks that may fly if he met Annie Wilkes from Distress? He’s bought mommy points, she’s bought daddy points (as in, she killed hers), and each of them have hang-ups about faith. Simply hold Annie away from these mallets, Normy!
Mom Xenomorph and Bruce, the shark from Jaws
As RuPaul may say, name her Mom. I’m speaking concerning the Xenomorph mother from Aliens on this case, however nonetheless: “Mom Xenomorph” has a hoop to it, and it permits us to make extra portmanteaus together with her identify. As an example, when Mom Xenomorph inevitably crashes into Earth and begins relationship the equally highly effective and non-human Bruce the Shark, we’ll name them “Brother Xenomorph.”
Jigsaw and Leatherface
Leatherface by no means talks, and Jigsaw doesn’t do the rest. Plus, they love to make use of masks to cover their true faces from the world. So, what would occur in the event that they eliminated the masks and noticed one another for who they honestly had been? A murder-suicide? Or love?
Freddie Krueger and Carrie
For such a seasoned killer, Freddie Krueger demonstrates little or no self management. Nevertheless, this truly makes him good for Carrie, who famously misplaced her composure to the purpose that she murdered everybody at her promenade. These two can heal one another! Similar to Carrie, Freddie is blind to purpose and deaf to cries for mercy. Plus, Carrie is probably undead now, so she will be able to go on little escapes with Freddie to the Nightmare World each time she’s bored. In any case, on the finish of the day, these two are simply lonely and misunderstood supernatural mass murderers. By the way in which, I’m speaking concerning the authentic 1976 model of Carrie, in fact. The 2013 Carrie burns in Hell!
Hannibal Lecter and Pinhead
Out of all of Hollywood’s well-known horror film villains, Pinhead and Hannibal are probably the most erudite. They love a pleasant flip of phrase, particularly one harboring sinister intentions, they usually typically play with their meals. And whereas Pinhead could be a usually absent lover – he solely seems for ten minutes in 1987’s Hellraiser – this could work out for Hannibal, who’s solely allowed quick conjugal visits. Do I hear marriage ceremony bells?
Michael Myers, Ghostface, and Jason Voorhees
We’ve a throuple, individuals! Whereas Michael and Jason by no means communicate, this wouldn’t be an issue for Ghostface, who’s completely glad having one-sided conversations that don’t go anyplace. Plus, Ghostface is a unique particular person each two years, so Jason and Michael would by no means get uninterested in him/her/them. And to prime all of it off, Michael and Jason are immortal, so neither has to fret about surviving the opposite. I can’t consider something extra tragic than a lovely murderous romance getting lower quick by pure causes. Oh, and did I point out that every one three are masks for masks? Ugh, I need to be offed by Ghostface only for making that joke. (Convey it on, daddy. I do like scary motion pictures.)